Besmirched Parsimony

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Founded in 1930, Leah's blog now includes about 50 different herb specialty flavors. All the herbs used in Leah's blog are organically cultivated in the Swiss mountains.


girl: come over

me: interior crocodile alligator

girl: my parents aren’t home

me: i drive a chevrolet movie theater

very happy this song lives on

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some pics I snagged today of

Joaquin and Emma filming a Woody Allen movie

… on my campus :3

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#joaquin phoenix  #emma stone  #phoenix  #college  #salve regina  #newport  #rhode island  #ri  #newport ri  #woody allen  #movie  #filming  #love  #romance  #campus 


*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head

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"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma

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I appreciate how REAL adventure time is

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"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

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