Besmirched Parsimony

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Founded in 1930, Leah's blog now includes about 50 different herb specialty flavors. All the herbs used in Leah's blog are organically cultivated in the Swiss mountains.


Today on "Real Things Spotted in the Mall"

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Anonymous asked: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?



Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.


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Showing my favourite movie to my friends

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you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!

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plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

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i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

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when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it


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"I don’t want to be king of the gay prom, or be a gay best friend, or get gay married. I just want to go to prom, be a friend, and get married maybe."
G.B.F. (2013)
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