>^.^<

chewy like a solid   yet juicy like a liquid

Anonymous asked: What's your major in college?


Answer:

morosity:

stress

— 13 hours ago with 51644 notes

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

image

I wanna have sex with bill clinton

(via goldenclitoris)

— 1 day ago with 237644 notes
daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick




ACTUALLY it&#8217;s coral blue number&#8212;

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

ACTUALLY it’s coral blue number—

(Source: punk-, via clitoris-eastwood)

— 1 day ago with 212217 notes

The Devil Wears Prada (2006), dir. David Frankel.

"You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls. And what’s worse, you don’t care. Because this place, where so many people would die to work you only deign to work. And you want to know why she doesn’t kiss you on the forehead and give you a gold star on your homework at the end of the day. Wake up, sweetheart."

(Source: flirtydean, via adaffodilineveryroom)

— 2 days ago with 3990 notes

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

image

(via dutchster)

— 5 days ago with 32028 notes

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

(via dutchster)

— 6 days ago with 184635 notes
fucking-history:

"An unhappy wife is complaining to the Qadi about her husband’s impotence her evidence is a zibik (dildo)" 18th century. (source)

fucking-history:

"An unhappy wife is complaining to the Qadi about her husband’s impotence her evidence is a zibik (dildo)" 18th century. (source)

(via notwiselybuttoowell)

— 1 week ago with 155 notes
theshriekingsisterhood:

snailsocks:

go on…

Reporter on Location: April Ludgate

theshriekingsisterhood:

snailsocks:

go on…

Reporter on Location: April Ludgate

(Source: roadtrippers.com, via notwiselybuttoowell)

— 1 week ago with 48055 notes
Canadian:shows up fifteen minutes early with Tim Hortons
— 1 week ago with 14524 notes

Elisabeth Moss for Sharp Magazine.

(Source: jenlindley, via 50-shades-of-fey)

— 1 week ago with 551 notes